Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Dr Hagenstein; Ye Olde Very British Christmas Sanction


Dr Hagenstein; Ye Olde Very British Christmas 

Sanction

Today's post is part 1 of a blog series, a sort of online graphic novel, which I've created in order to tell the story of our recent trip to the U.K. in a somewhat novel fashion, by not telling the story of our trip at all, because it wouldn't be that interesting, and by telling instead the story of a master superhero on a secret mission to the U.K., and using the graphics I created for our trip to make a cool graphic novel and thereby entertaining the reader without telling all about private family activities that are none of their business anyway. 

The master superhero's name is Doctor Hagenstein. He's a medical doctor who's been outlawed by the AMA because he breaks the rules in very cool ways and is not above icing a scumbag criminal who has it coming and has strange specimens in his secret basement laboratory. He is a member of the Orange  Ward, one of the hidden wards in the Mormon church that'a part of a transhumanist group within the church that believes that if humans want to live forever and become gods their going to have to do it themselves because god doesn't help lazy people. So the bishop of the Orange Ward looks like James Earl Jones and has super mental powers and he assigns Dr Hagenstein on secret missions all the time, like this one to the U.K., where he warns the Doctor that their enemies the White Ward might send an agent to mess up his mission and try to ice him. 

So this week's picture depicts scene 1 of the graphic novel, where the doctor is chilling on the plane with his favorite drink, a gin and tonic, and notices this woman with the eye covers pulled up on her forehead across the aisle from him on the plane, acting suspiciously. The doctor has developed total recall mind techniques, and he can rewind a scene in his head to catch interesting details, and when he rewinds a little he notices that when she had the eye covers over her eyes, and appeared to be sleeping earlier, that she had been turned toward him, so that if she didn't have eye covers she would have staring at him the whole time. Almost as if those weren't normal eye covers, but were actually secret superglasses with magnifying lenses, and she was an enemy agent monitoring his activities and was watching to see how much money the doctor was spending on drinks during the flight!  And it was a nine hour flight for criminey sakes

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